The Top 10 Years That Happened in 202010. 2017 was the first year of what’s his name’s presidency, and we’ve been frozen there since.Jan 1, 2021Jan 1, 2021
Sex Fantasies I’ve Had Since the PandemicThis is a series of unfinished, unsexy stories I imagined while trying to have an orgasm.Apr 4, 2020Apr 4, 2020
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyHow to Properly Enjoy a Bath BombYou can’t just run a hot bath, remove the packaging, and plop it in there.Feb 19, 2020Feb 19, 2020
If you can’t handle me at my Aquarius, then you don’t deserve me at my AquariusAquarians are aliens. They appreciates culture like they’ve never heard of it before. They might wear a white polo every single day for a…Apr 7, 20192Apr 7, 20192
Other Voices Elizabeth Holmes Could Have Affected to Win Over Silicon ValleyRobotMar 23, 2019Mar 23, 2019
Saturn Is Not Your Boss — He’s the Guy Your Boss Hired to Ruin Your LifeSaturn is a consultant, an auditor. He’s coming to restructure you. But he’s not coming to break your bones. He’s coming to reset the…Dec 18, 2018Dec 18, 2018
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyLady Catherine de Bourgh Pops Off About Climate ChangeYou ought to know that I am not to be trifled with.Dec 3, 2018Dec 3, 2018
Published inThe HavenTo The Man On The F Train Who Called Us CattleSir? Forgive me if I raise my voice above a polite volume, but for the last 12 minutes you have been screaming that we, the riders of this…Oct 24, 2018Oct 24, 2018
Pluto Wants You to Open Your HandPluto is a horror villain, showing up like a bright-eyed psychopath who smiles and says nothing. He won’t leave. And you don’t know what…Oct 20, 2018Oct 20, 2018
